Chapter 11: What If She's a Super-Villain Too?

Problematic to say the least. Disregard if you are using SuperVillainMinglecom. You have willingly jumped into that arena and only your god can save you now. You being a Super-Villain is distracting enough. Her being one complicates any relationship to Gordian levels. It also matters how you come by this knowledge.

1. You Find Out:  Optimal. You've done your due diligence and found out her secret identity. Hopefully in the least intrusive way with no collateral damage.

2. She Tells You:  Worrisome. She's either very good at this or you are not as good as you think. Getting blindsided by this sets a bad precedent.

3. She Tells You and She Knows You Are One Too:  You're screwed. She's better at this than you are. You are doomed for a patsy or fall guy very soon. Your ego will play right into her hands because there's no way you'll believe that you are the dupe. While you're being duped, then used and finally disposed of. Run. Run like the wind.

It's easy to think you would have lots in common and would be similarly motivated and therefore compatible but that's not carrying the thought all the way through. Your shared dreams of domination and dual cranial cocktails of world-class psychological disorders are the perfect storm of disaster yet to happen.

Neither of you is built for the support role, even for a moment. Learning to give the wheel over for your partner to drive for a bit is a hallmark of successful relationships. Of course, she'll have the bad girl thing going on now that she's out and men are just as easily roped in by the type as women are. That's just one of many reasons why this is a bad idea.

Spare yourself the self-destructive road of duplicity and malevolence and walk away. Let it go and cover your tracks fast especially if she doesn't take the news well. An angry, vindictive female is one thing. An angry, vindictive female Super-Villain is a whole different animal. So, no, I do not recommend ever dating a female Super-Villain.